Ladies, detaching your D-cups boobs before
exercising will rid you of that back pain.
Remember that sex starved Alhaji? All you need do
is keep your boobs and vagina at home before
going to see him.
You want to step out late at night in a lonely alley? Your vagina is safe at home.
Your partner wants to go to strip club without you?
That’s fine. But his penis stays locked at home.
Your husband wants to go on one of those
business trips? You could tell him to drop his penis
at home before leaving.
Think about it.
You could pee out of a moving vehicle. You could
leave it at home if you are one of those that have
erections at inappropriate places. E.g church. That
hot chorister? Sounds familiar?
You could leave it at home when you are going to places like computer village. “My brocus oh! My
brocus.” Abi you’ve not heard of one of those penis
snatching stories?
You could detach it to avoid ‘killer kicks’ when you
are about to get into a fight.
Guys who want to stay celibate could deposit their penis in a fixed bank account.
Chronic masturbators who are in need of
redemption could give their penis to their pastor for
safe keeping.
The possibilities are endless. If you could have a
detachable penis, breasts and vagina, would you
go for it?
